oh, another starving artist like me. I hear you ;)
I eat because I am lucky enough to have a boyfriend who feeds me, I injured myself a year ago and otherwise would be living in my car. Get a nice boyfriend, I recommend it. or girlfriend, whatever ;P

good luck in your endeavors - being a bikram yoga teacher, that's pretty darned popular in the sf bay area these days, seems like there'd be a lot of work for you! and reiki practitioner and all that but still not enough work? don't mean to pry, you don't have to answer, just good luck, it'll all come together. the sacrifices are worth it. if you are living true to your spirit, Divine Spirit will reward you, trust. at least that's been my lesson.

besides, it'll make a better story when you right your autobiography.